Congrats - you fingered a ring

You also got engaged...

You made it to third base

Now you’re sliding into the home run, looking for the third leg of your love triangle. And you want to do it in front of at least two witnesses??

My kinda freaks

Show Us Ya

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Perth Marriage Celebrant and MC Ashlee Bunney

You've been to a few weddings before and may have smirked a little during the ceremony, but couldn't help wish it was over so you could get fuck-eyed and start a fight with cousin Jenny the flat-Earther

You're also not really sure how the hell to even get married in the first place

e.g. WTF is a NOIM??

Is that like how Kath and Kim say "name"?

AM I IN? TAP DAT

Let's put this to bed once and for all shall we...

DOES size matter?

If my big package is too big, I can give you Just The Tip 🍆

The only question is… your place or mine? *winks with both eyes*

Or anywhere within 50km of Midland tbh #6056 boiiii 🤘

You can divulge your own dirty talk, finger some rings, and will need two witnesses, but otherwise it’s just the paperwork + a few bits and bobs we need to say so we don’t all go to jail

P.S. I'll give ya the hot tip - only available Mon-Thurs

JUST THE TIP

LEGALS ONLY CEREMONY

Fun funny Perth Wedding Celebrant & MC Ashlee Bunney

Photo Credit: Naked Dove Photography

U DOWN? TAP DAT

Wanna get your freak on in front of a whole bunch of Peeping Toms?

Then let’s go All The Way bby 👉👌

My signature ceremony includes all the stocky standard stuff:

Taking care of all the legal docs so that your hitchin’s legit as well as memorable as shit

An engaging, personalised, A+ ceremony that will have you and your guests moist with laughter, and maybe a few tears
Use of my custom vow holders so your photographer doesn’t have to edit crumpled pieces of paper you pulled from your sweaty boobs
Playing your sick beats through my PA
Liaising with your other legendary vendors to make sure your ceremony is smoother than a baby’s butt
Etc

What isn’t standard though, is how I will bring your story to life

Every nook, every cranny, every accidental fart in the early days

You spill the tea, and I’ll give you a puddle in your pants from lol'ing at your own relationship

THE FOREPLAY

SIGNATURE CEREMONY PACKAGE

Fun funny Perth Wedding Celebrant & MC Ashlee Bunney with a couple

Photo Credit: Enchanted Co. Photography

WE ON? TAP DAT

You've planned your reception tighter than a nun's c*nt

So,

Who’s going to herd all the cats at the right times?
Slay all the announcements and intros?
Make executive decisions when the schedj gets a bit on the piss?

Sure, your charismatic m8 Shauno could be your MC...

But will he make sure your photographer knows the first dance is in 5 minutes, not hiding out the back punching a sneaky dart? 🎯

If the mains are delayed, will he think on his feet & shuffle shit so there isn't a domino effect on the rest of the night?

If the answer is "Mmm, maybe not aye" - that's where I c*m in

I'm all yours baby,
from the foreplay through to the climax

Not only will I start the party - I will finish you off
Give your wedding a... happy ending

First I will master your ceremony, then be your Master of Ceremonies

THE FULL LOAD

CEREMONY & MC

Fun funny Perth Wedding Celebrant & MC Ashlee Bunney at a reception

Photo Credit: Kruger Photography

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